Inspired by this childhood rejoinder — ‘A jerk is a tug. A tug is a boat. A boat sits on water. Water is nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment’ — my 11-year-old niece, my sister and I came up with the following witty replies to common jabs.
Geek sounds like eek. Eek is an exclamation. Glad you're so excited to see me.
Stupid starts with stoop. A stoop is a porch. A porch is attached to a house and if want you an invitation over, you’re going to have to be nicer.
Meanie rhymes with weenie. Weenie is a hot dog. A hot dog is America’s favorite, so thanks for reminding me how popular I am.
Fatty rhymes with catty. A cat starts out as a kitten. Kittens are adorable, so thanks for calling me adorable.
Loser starts with l. L comes before m. M times 2 is M&M. Thanks for calling me sweet.
Learn 'em. Love 'em. Use 'em.
1 comment:
So cute! These must have been fun to come up with!!
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